To celebrate my son’s graduation from high school, we took him on a fourteen-day Caribbean cruise, with stops in Roatan, Honduras, Belize City, Belize, Grand Cayman, Jamaica… Read more “So I was accidentally molested by a small monkey”
How many more?
How many more times are we gonna say “Oh it’s fiiiine that gun stores are able to sell assault rifles.”? How many times are we going to… Read more “How many more?”
Another milestone met
So on Friday, May 20th, my son graduated from high school with approximately 1,000 of his closest friends and classmates. It was the final closing of a… Read more “Another milestone met”
Go home. You’re drunk, Kenneth.
How did I know his name was Kenneth? He told everyone, loudly, proudly and very drunkenly while waving an oversized, ugly AF foam cowboy hat on Day… Read more “Go home. You’re drunk, Kenneth.”
Adding a little confusion to their day is always a good thing
So earlier this week on Valentine’s Day, Jenny Lawson (aka The Bloggess) wrote a post stating that if you wanted, you could leave your name (or the… Read more “Adding a little confusion to their day is always a good thing”
Squats! ALL THE SQUATS! ALL THE TIME!
So, because my husband loves me and listens to me (sometimes LOL), he bought me Ring Fit Adventure for Valentine’s Day/our anniversary (23 years, y’all. That’s a… Read more “Squats! ALL THE SQUATS! ALL THE TIME!”
Just because it doesn’t have an official diagnosis, doesn’t mean it’s not real
I have an eating disorder. I don’t know that it has an actual name or that a doctor or dietician would say “You have this specific eating… Read more “Just because it doesn’t have an official diagnosis, doesn’t mean it’s not real”
Struggling
I’ve been trying to figure out how to write this for a while now, y’all. The reason I’ve more or less abandoned this blog is because I’ve… Read more “Struggling”
I like big bags and I cannot lie
I like big bags. I ain’t going to deny it. Way, way back in the day, pre-kiddo, I used to carry smallish purses and I was OK… Read more “I like big bags and I cannot lie”
Karens being the Karenniest–Cruise Ship Karen
I had a different experience getting off (cruise ship name redacted) yesterday. First day or two a little lax but after that announcements about every hour. I… Read more “Karens being the Karenniest–Cruise Ship Karen”