So I got my DNA results back from Ancestry.com. I am, according to them: 66% English and Welsh with a sprinkling of northern European 22% Irish and… Read more “Well, that’s..interesting.”
You Can’t Fix Stupid Friday–If You Can’t Trust Your Daycare Lady, Who Can You Trust edition
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/09/19/texas-woman-charged-after-allegedly-tying-kids-to-car-seats.html This has been THE talk at work all week, y’all. Supposedly, the accused was drugging the kids in her care with Benadryl to make them… Read more “You Can’t Fix Stupid Friday–If You Can’t Trust Your Daycare Lady, Who Can You Trust edition”
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves pt 2
Last time we swung through Dallas, Papa dragged me off to the Scarborough Faire Renaissance festival in Waxahachie. Said it would do me good, get me out… Read more “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves pt 2”
Happy Birthday to Me
I love sandals y’all. My feet are seriously janked up and that makes wearing about 95% of shoes super uncomfortable for me. I LOVE flat shoes… Read more “Happy Birthday to Me”
Um..thanks?
Dear Amazon, I have NO idea what on earth I was looking at last night when I couldn’t sleep (because I usually can’t remember when I… Read more “Um..thanks?”
Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
(Note: This was written about 7 years ago for NaNoWriMo. I’ve decided to resurrect it and see if I can’t fix it, make it better. I know… Read more “Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves”
You Can’t Fix Stupid–Don’t feed the birds, even if it’s not tuppence a bag edition
One of the things you’re told in the mandatory safety briefing on every cruise is that you’re not supposed to throw things into the ocean. Period. It’s… Read more “You Can’t Fix Stupid–Don’t feed the birds, even if it’s not tuppence a bag edition”
Thanks, brain. No really. THANK YOU.
Last night was one of those nights when I wish like hell my current doctor would prescribe “emergency Xanax” because my brain is an asshole when I’m… Read more “Thanks, brain. No really. THANK YOU.”
Where were you on that September morning?
I will never forget where I was…ever. I was driving to work at the Super Target, about 20 minutes from the house we had just purchased a… Read more “Where were you on that September morning?”
First world crocheter problems
Just found an awesome CAL (crochet along) for a shawl and the yarn they suggest is 10 freaking dollars a skein because it’s mercerized wool. They call… Read more “First world crocheter problems”
