Husbeast: Did you find my brown belt?
Me: Yes I did.
Husbeast: It was in the last place you left it, wasn’t it?
Me: No, it was in the last place YOU left it, dear.
Husbeast: What do you mean, the last place I left it?
Me: It was on YOUR khaki pants that you wore the other day.
Husbeast: But YOU put my pants in the hamper, which means YOU were the last person to know where my belt was.
Me: No, actually I didn’t. YOU probably put the pants in the hamper because they were pants I’ve never even SEEN before.
Husbeast: But..you’re still responsible for knowing where my belt was.
Me: NO..you are, because you didn’t take the belt off your pants before putting them in the hamper.
I think I won that one..but I’m still not sure.