Husband: Didn’t your mom just tell you to do something?
Son: Yeah! But you know what? SHE NEEDS TO DO EVERYTHING! I am SO SICK of doing everything for her.
Husband: She told you to put away your clothes..which she washed, dried and folded for you. You should probably do what she says.
Son: Yeah, well I don’t have to LIKE IT! I HATE DOING EVERYTHING FOR HER!
Husband: What would you do if she wasn’t here?
Son: Get you to do it. Duh.
Husband: What if both me and Mommy weren’t here though? What would you do?
Son: Get servants to do it for me. Of course!
Son: Because then I wouldn’t have to do ANYTHING for myself because they’d do it all for me.
Husband: And how would you be able to afford all these servants?
Son: I’d use your money, of course.