Shut up before I stab you with a Qtip

Dear Brain,

I’d really really appreciate it if you found a new song to torment me with. Because although I used to like Steve Earle’s “Copperhead Road”, I don’t think I do anymore.

Also, dear body, you KNOW I don’t line dance. So why do you keep wanting to do the Copperhead Road dance? Are you and the brain in on this thing together?

Love,

Me

 

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