Me: We need to be ready to leave in ten minutes. Where are your shoes and socks?
Son: I don’t know.
Me: You know NOTHING, John Snow.
Me: Never mind. It’s from a book slash TV show you won’t be able to read slash watch until you’re 30.
Son: AW MAN! I have to wait until I’m THIRTY? (He’s 12, nearly 13 for the record)
Me: Yes. Yes you do.
Son: THAT SUCKS!
I have also been known to growl “There is no Mommy, only Zuul.” in response to “MOOOOM?”