So I just had this conversation with my mom.
Mom: UUUUUGH. I still can’t believe they’re letting HER do the half time show. That is OUTRAGEOUS.
Me: Her who? You mean Lady Gaga?
Me: You do know that I’m a Little Monster right?
Mom: You’re not a monster. I’ve never called you that.
Me: No. I mean I’m a Lady Gaga fan. That’s what we call ourselves..she’s Mother Monster and we are all her Little Monsters. (chuckle)
Me: Dude, Mom the chick can wail. Haven’t you ever listened to that Tony Bennet/Lady Gaga CD I gave Dad for Christmas that one time?
Mom: Well she’s fine on that. She’s singing NORMAL music.
Me: (facepalm) You have to look past the outrageous costumes and crazy stunts, Mom. The chick can wail.
Mom: If you SAY so.