Today, dear readers, we mourn the loss of Dusty Blue Ceramic Table Lamp. Dusty Blue was declared dead at 10:45 am on Friday, March 31, 2017. He was found, laying on his side, his body cracked and broken into several pieces, following a game of chase which was being played by Mr. Tony Underfoot and Miss Bella Skeerdycat. Both Mr. Underfoot and Miss Skeerdycat declined to comment on their involvement with the death of Dusty Blue. Mostly because the noise of him crashing two feet from the table to to the floor and shattering into several pieces scared the living daylights out of them. They are currently hiding under the bed and frantically trying to lick each other into a state of calmness.
Dusty Blue Ceramic Table Lamp was 15 years old and is survived by his twin, Matching Dusty Blue Ceramic Table Lamp.
In lieu of flowers, please turn off your own table lamps for five minutes tonight at 10:45 pm to honor our loss.