I’m supposed to be cleaning my bathroom. Instead, I’m sitting here making this face.
Apparently Hurricane Harvey was manufactured by some kind of government climate control agency that wanted to utterly destroy south Texas since the Galveston/Houston/Corpus area isn’t really known for having hurricanes blast the ever living crap out of them.
I mean, for crap’s sake, at least 70 hurricanes have hit south Texas since 1980, people. SEVEN. ZERO. They don’t happen every year, but they happen often enough that we’re not really surprised by the fact that yeah, we’re gonna get blasted by a hellbeast of wind and water.
That doesn’t mean it’s any less of a disaster when it does happen, of course. But don’t sit there and tell me the government is actively trying to make this shit happen, becuase I’m not going to believe you. We might never know EVERYTHING the government is up to, but I’m pretty sure not they would stoop this low.
Well, maybe Trumplethinskin might. But I don’t think that he’s smart enough to figure this out on his own since he’s too busy strutting around like he’s America’s great savior or something.