So the other day, we got a phone call from a number I didn’t recognize while I was out doing stuff and they left a message.
While the voice was garbled, I did make something of the message. She wanted to speak to my husband (calling him by my brother-in-law’s first name, in fact) about selling a boat.
Me: Honey? When did you buy a BOAT?
Hubs: WTF are you talking about?
Me: You know…it floats in water, sometimes it has a motor. You use it to go fishing?
Hubs: I don’t have a boat. What on earth would I do with a boat? Where would I STORE a boat?
(We are not allowed to keep boats either in the driveway or the backyard, per HOA rules.)
Me: I don’t know, but some lady left a message asking you about the price of a boat you’re supposed to be selling.
Hubs: Huh. Weird. Dad used to have a boat, but he sold it a long time ago.
Me: I know. And she called you by BIL’s name.
Hubs: I noticed.
So I guess now we have an invisible boat.