The following conversation is basically why you shouldn’t talk to me before I’ve had a cup of coffee in the morning.
Me: J, if you want me to make you eggs and toast, fine. But you need to get the eggs out of the freezer.
J: I think you mean the fridge, Mom.
Me: Yeah, that thing.
J: Why can’t today be Friday? I WANT IT TO BE FRIDAY NOOOOOOW.
Me: Well, it’s only Wednesday. It won’t be Friday for two days, kiddo.
J: Well I want it to be Friday now. ::sadface::
Me: Well, when you’re all grown up with your own TARDIS, you can time travel from Wednesday and instantly go to Friday.
J: What’s a TARDIS?
Me: (facepalming) A TARDIS is a phone booth that’s not actually a phone booth that can travel in space and time.
J: I’ve never heard of a PHONE BOOTH. What’s that?
Me: Google it. Mommy needs coffee, sweetie.