I was perusing my Facebook feed this morning when I read a post by Carnival’s brand ambassador and senior cruise director John Heald. Somebody had complained they don’t have snow cones on board Carnival ships. And of course, my stupid brain could NOT let this go.
*knock KNOCK knock KNOCK KNOCK*
Johnny? 🎵🎶🎤 Do you wanna build a snow cone? C’mon, let’s go, I say. I never eat them anymore, that is for sure. It’s like they’ve gone aaaawwway. I used to eat them all the time, but now I don’t. I wish I could tell you wwwhhhhy! Do you wanna build a snow cone? (through the keyhole) I just wanna eat a snowcone . (John mutters “Go ‘way, please”) (sadly) Ok bye….🎵🎶🎤