You Can’t Fix Stupid Friday–Mixed Chemicals Edition

https://www.whio.com/news/local/wasping-the-new-drug-trend-reported-ohio/6mK8u5SoLCv4saUmmACHVI/

Meth is bad, y’all. I think anybody who’s ever watched Breaking Bad knows that. Wasp killer is bad..bad for you and really bad for the wasps. MIXING the two is kind of the height of bored stupidity. Because who the hell mixes wasp spray (which is basically made up of a bunch of unpronounceable chemicals, but mostly pyretherin which is made from smushing up chrysanthemum flowers and smells like three day old butt, if you ask me) and METH?

Apparently there’s nothing else to do in Ohio? I don’t know. The only thing I know about Ohio is there is a theme park there called Cedar Point that’s got some awesome roller coasters.

And seriously, who the fuck came up with mixing these two things together to see if it would get you high? I mean, this is some kind of high level idiocy that my brain refuses to even begin to comprehend right here. Was somebody like “Whooa..I was just killing these wasp and this Raid got me SUUUUUUUUUUUPER high from the fumes. Meth also gets me way high. I wonder if I would get like rocket level high if I MIXED THEM TOGETHER?!?!?” or what?

Y’all got some real fine candidates for the Darwin Award right there, Ohio.

Pass the tequila.

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