The 15th argument I had this week with my son (and it’s only Monday)

J: Why are you cleaning the house? It’s just going to get dirty again in 5 dang minutes.

Me: If it gets dirty in 5 minutes, I am making YOU clean it up because you’re the only other one here right now and the house just does not dirty itself.

J: Yes it does. The house is sentient.

Me: firefly

Me: Also…I don’t want it to look like we’re hoarders and/or homeless people who just moved into their first house ever and don’t know how to act.

J: Why? Is that a bad thing? It’s OK if we look homeless, right?

Me: zoe_had_a_v8_sm

 

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