Loop Stitch, how do I hate thee?

I hate the way I screw you up

and the way you make me curse.

I hate the way you mess up my yarn.

I hate it that I have to care.

I hate your big dumb loopiness

and the way that I mind when I mess up.

I hate it when you make me scream, even worse when you make me cry.

I hate that I have to make a loop around and worse, when I see it fail.

But mostly I hate that way that I don’t hate you. Not even close, not a little bit. Not even at all.

(This poem brought to you by late night attempts at doing a loop stitch for the first time because of the No Drama Llama. )

Image courtesy of Red Heart yarns

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