Lordy, where do I even start? You can bet this was a party they were ALL talking about when they got back to school on Monday (or whatever was the next day after the party) and you know, that being teenage boys, there was definitely some jealousy about who didn’t get to go to THAT particular party.
“But MOoommm…Joey’s mom gave everybody LAP DANCES at his party? Why I can’t I at least give out goldfish in plastic bags for my good bye gifts?” I can just imagine that conversation, can’t you?
I can’t imagine what on earth this mom was smoking to think it would be a great idea to give underage teen boys alcohol and lap dances. I mean, think of how awkward it would be for all your friends to be popping bones because your mom is wearing skimpy lingerie and gyrating on their laps? Or maybe it was the opposite. I don’t know. All I know is that it was quite possibly one of the WORST ideas for a birthday party.
Pass the tequila.
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