So I just had this conversation with my son.
J: You need to make my lunch!
Me: No, actually…you have a half day today and you won’t even be there for lunch.
J: Nuh-uh. YOU KNOW NOTHING!
Me: Do I look like Jon Snow to you?
J: Uh..no. He has a beard. Duh. I don’t watch that show but I know that’s a thing they say all the time.
Me: You’re not allowed to watch that show until you’re 30. There’s naked people in it.
J: It’s probably boring anyway.
Well…no. But it is pretty gory and why didn’t somebody WARN me I was going to straight up ugly cry when Theon sacrificed himself for Bran?