So J and I were watching America’s Got Talent (yanno,like ya do). There were some good acts, there were some fantastically horrible acts.
And then there was this guy:
Me: OMG that was so funny.
J: I didn’t think it was funny.
Me: But..you were laughing.
J: But I wasn’t laughing literally.
I sat there, puzzled. I had seen him virtually busting a gut laughing every time the bird took a dump. Because bird poop is funny (unless it’s landing on you, and then it’s less funny).
Me: So..you were laughing…metaphorically?
J: Yes. Because I can do that. Duh.
I still can’t make that logic work. The Vulcans would have a field day trying to sort out his logic.